Spent 2002-2009 merchandising wooden trains on Wall Street. My current pet project is developing human brains for fun and profit. Once had a dream of researching catfish in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2001-2004 testing the market for pubic lice in New York, NY. Had a brief career researching pond scum for no pay. Spent the 80’s developing strategies for pond scum on the black market.